The 10 Products That Will Make You a Good Parent

And other Onion Magazine covers.

Although, unfortunately, there isn't an article to go along with that cover, I'm wondering what we can infer from the model's surroundings. Is that a couple of cans of beer in her cart? I'm shocked. I usually rely on wine.

I personally have about twenty glossy magazines in my living room, all with covers that are variations on that theme. "The Green Issue" indeed.