What William T. Vollman Is Up To

Someone give this woman a column in a prestigious national magazine or newspaper or a book deal* or something:

While you were asleep last night, William T. Vollmann was hopping a train with a couple bums in Taipei. While you were brushing your teeth, he was sleeping with a hooker in Mexico City. And while you ate your cereal this morning, he banged out 10,000 pages on his next book. (Even as I type this he is teaching some Filipino convicts the routine to "Thriller.")

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

*Please tell me you already have one, CAAF, for that book you're working on right now...