So a week or so ago, I got sucked into facebook. I know, I know, once again I'm so late to the party it's like arriving the morning after, just in time to help clean up.
Sara O'Leary told me that one of the strangest things about facebook is that it's like having people you know from all different walks of life drop into your house all at once. I completely agree. If you're on facebook, too, come join my extremely strange morning after party. I could use some help with the dishes.
I discovered that there are a number of people on facebook with names very similar to mine. This has never happened to me before. I'm not sure whether to "friend" Stephanie Eisenback, Stephanie Hanback, Stephanie Allenbach, and Stephanie Haulenbeck or to have them assassinated. (Just kidding! Don't worry, Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, and Stephanie. I'm completely harmless. Really. Ask almost anyone.)
Library from the series The City.