If you gave me either of these items I would not laugh, I would cry:
The tasteful "Buns in the Oven" maternity t-shirt.
The hilarious "World's Largest Bra." From the site:
Oh yes, indeed, people with really small or really large chests would be entirely charmed by this item.
Seriously, I would go home and weep. I'm not sure why I am posting these, other than they irritate me so much I feel compelled to share. If only I could share with you this tiny human doing constant digestion-disrupting somersaults in my stomach and inexplicably making every bone in my entire body ache, as well, I would happily share her, too.