How I Became a Famous Novelist

I need to get my hands on a copy of How I Became a Famous Novelist, which is reviewed here and excerpted here. He had me at the ad line "Blood is the new pink" and only reinforced the deal with "I wear jeans daily because jeans can double as a napkin." Never mind the following premise for a thriller: "A New York City cop discovers that some Hasidic Jews have found a long-lost 11th commandment that changes everything."

The book has its own Facebook page, where you can find a bunch of extra content, including a page where you can add your own titles to the fake New York Times bestseller lists.