Luke (hopping up and down on one foot in great excitement): Daddy! You know what?! You-know-what?! You-know-what?! You-know-what?!
David, leaning over the crying baby, is too distracted to respond.
Luke (even more eagerly): Daddy! You know what? You-know-what?! You-know-what?! You-know-what?!
David: What, Luke?
Luke (pausing, putting finger to cheek thoughtfully): Um... I forget.
This got such a big laugh the child has worked it into his act -- he now performs it on command.
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