Oops. Woolworths stops selling its Lolita bed, designed for young girls, after parents point out how inappropriate the name is. Via Light Reading. There's still a photo of the offending bed online, at least right now.
Other possible products for Woolworth's to sell:
1) the Madame Bovary wedding dress
2) a line of Medea maternity wear
3) the Desdemona necklace
4) Lady Macbeth gloves (available in red)
Got one of your own? Add it to the comments.
oh my god.
um, the Titus Andronicus cookbook?
Posted by: babelbabe | February 01, 2008 at 01:20 PM
Josef Mengele science kit?
Posted by: Nela | February 01, 2008 at 02:21 PM
Hester Prynne monogrammed frock?
Posted by: Pete | February 01, 2008 at 02:43 PM
Astyages's Quick and Easy Meals You Can Cook with Your Kids!
Posted by: Levi Stahl | February 01, 2008 at 04:54 PM
Lady Chatterley gardening tools.
A line of Madame Defarge yarn.
Posted by: babelbabe | February 01, 2008 at 05:13 PM
The Bartleby workplace motivational poster.
Posted by: Lisa | February 01, 2008 at 07:49 PM
Sylvia ovens.
Posted by: Emily Lloyd | February 02, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Socrates barware and drinks guide.
Posted by: Kaethe | February 02, 2008 at 10:04 PM
A copy of "Just Be Yourself," Hamlet's little-read self-help guide.
Posted by: Sean Carman | February 02, 2008 at 10:12 PM
Funny. I suggest Ku Klux Klan bedsheets. Why limit ourselves to literature when an ignorance of it is probably related to little memory of history overall? The branding opportunities are immense! What's a bit frightening in all of this is that much of the consumer reaction to the story has been smug, snippy celebration of ignorance, as in "so it's a word, what's the big deal?" I've written a bit about the brand marketing implications of this situation at DIM BULB, if you'd like to check it out: http://dimbulb.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/02/doomed-to-repea.html
Posted by: Jonathan | February 04, 2008 at 08:51 AM
Funny. I suggest Ku Klux Klan bedsheets. Why limit ourselves to literature when an ignorance of it is probably related to little memory of history overall? The branding opportunities are immense! What's a bit frightening in all of this is that much of the consumer reaction to the story has been smug, snippy celebration of ignorance, as in "so it's a word, what's the big deal?" I've written a bit about the brand marketing implications of this situation at DIM BULB, if you'd like to check it out: http://dimbulb.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/02/doomed-to-repea.html
Posted by: Jonathan | February 04, 2008 at 08:51 AM
Miss Havisham snack cakes.
Posted by: Pamela | February 04, 2008 at 03:22 PM
Fairy wings by Daedalus Corp.?
Dripless candles by Psyche?
Hermione anti-frizz hair serum?
Posted by: kittenpie | February 05, 2008 at 06:47 PM