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May 31, 2009



How disappointing to click through and learn that "M & M Slow Cooked Pot Roast" is not a recipe for cooking pot roast with M & Ms. My hopes had really soared there.


I love listening to the commentary of the movie when Edward makes a comment of how scary and attractive he is with a bouffant and lipstick. It's hilarious.


My friends and I all pretend that Bella smells like bacon.

here, because I am so lame:

I hesitate to say you must start from the beginning, but at least the beginning explains how I grew so pathetic.

Also, the funniest Edward post (from another blog, not mine) ever:

see, as long as we can make fun of ourselves, it's all good.

Perfectly Disgraceful

I was just about to write a post on these very books! And that movie, which I thought was disappointingly beyond dreadful. Edward's faintly Brooklyn accent ruined everything for me.


But Edward is English : )
I still think they should have just let RPatz use his English accent - who's to say E didn't pick p an English accent somewhere along the way?


Have you seen this: http://lucylou.livejournal.com/566295.html If you scroll down it gives a summary of all four books so on the odd chance you don't know what is happening you might not want to scroll down.

When I was nursing I kept calling my daughter the little vampire because she was sucking the life out of me. I'm sure I'm not the first.


CAAF -- I wondered if someone might think that. Perhaps you should invent it!

MayB, was he serious? I've already taken the video back otherwise I'd check...

Maybe RPatz's dialect coach was from Brooklyn.

And bb, I've been keeping an eye on you and flat Edward. Can't have him breaking up a happy home.

Melanie, I am sure you are right about the vampire thing. I wonder if they make vampire teeth pacifiers. Bet somebody does...


Bella is human tofu. She just takes on the personality of those around her without having any real personality of her own.

Johnny Ancich

Cartoon about the new Twilight movie NEW MOON!

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