A new picture book to read at bedtime: Go the Fuck to Sleep. But perhaps you should read it at your bedtime, not your children's. A sample verse:
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.
Oh my God, that is hilarious. I might just need a copy (and a couple extra ones for my sister-in-law and best friend)!
Posted by: Steph Burgis | April 23, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Oh, how do you FIND this stuff???? You clever thing!
Posted by: Jess - daysgoby | April 23, 2011 at 06:14 PM
I have written this book a thousand times...
Posted by: Kerry | April 25, 2011 at 12:02 AM
Genius!!
Posted by: hush | April 25, 2011 at 12:31 PM